NFL Player Retires During Halftime in Disrespectful Narcissistic Display

There are those who so badly crave attention that they behave badly, on the principle that even bad publicity is superior to no publicity. In the age where status is determined by the number of “likes” and the number of “followers,” the old Andy Warhol adage about everyone having 15 minutes of fame has shrunk…

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Barty Takes U.S. Open Doubles Title Millman Takes Out Federer

Ash Barty is bringing some metal home to Australia as she paired with CoCo Vandeweghe to win the women’s doubles at the 2018 U.S. Open in New York. Barty and Vandeweghe beat the doubles champs from the Australian Open, Timea Babos and Kristina Mladenovic, winning a tense match that required multiple tiebreakers. It was Barty’s…

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Pom Opener Cook Surprises with Surprise Retirement Announcement

With a 3 – 1 lead in his pocket, 33 years on his clock and his third child about to arrive, England’s Alastair Cook took the 3s as an omen that it was time to call time on his international cricket career. He will still play for his county side, Essex, but after 160 Test…

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Maloney Denies Rift with Nathan Cleary as Panthers Prep for Finals

Do not believe everything you read would seem to be the message Penrith Panthers player James Maloney is sending in the wake of reports that he does not get along well with Nathan Cleary. Maloney will be out until finals, nursing a knee injury, which left him with some spare moments to speak out of…

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Barring Unforeseen Cotchin Appears to be Tiger for Life

News recently reached us that Richmond Tigers Captain Trent Cotchin has committed to staying with the club until the end of 2022. Four years in football is like 20 years in other pursuits. We recently renewed our marriage vows through the end of 2048, which seems a long way off, but we think it an…

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Maloney Down for Panthers Could be Up for Finals

Welcome to the top, Cameron Ciraldo. The unceremonious dismissal of Anthony Griffin, Ciraldo was tasked with steering the Panthers through finals. During his first game as the interim coach, five-eighth James Maloney went down with a knee injury. The best-case scenario is that Maloney will miss the Panthers’ final three games, but may be available…

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Cheika Devotes Training Resources to Smaller Group for Bledisloe Test

Three Wallabies have managed to receive declarations of fitness to participate in the first Bledisloe Cup Test in Sydney, provided they do not succumb to some mysterious malady after the All Blacks perform their mystical pre-game haka ahead of the game. The three players are Captain Michael Hooper, Scott Sio and Dane Haylett-Petty. Hooper had…

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Exodus of Suns in Full Swing with Lynch and Others Off

Triple Lion premiership player Jonathan Brown has a plan to bring life back to the Gold Coast Suns, unfortunately, it would rely on Gold Coast taking a hard line with the clubs in line to snatch up Tom Lynch, who has made no secret of his desire to escape the pit of despair in the…

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Titans Suffer Disgrace of Loss to Parramatta at ANZ Stadium

The Gold Coast Titans have shown flashes of, if not brilliance, at least a high level of competence, but they have also had their lustre dulled by a lack of consistency when it comes to winning games that should come easily. Gold Coast lost to the Parramatta Eels at ANZ Stadium and it is hard…

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